"Let me put it in terms that golfers would understand. He played the wrong hole, had an errant drive and now he's got to get out of a bad lie."
--George Lopez, on Tiger Woods' alleged infidelity.
15 years ago
"Ride Lots" Eddy Merckx
"Let me put it in terms that golfers would understand. He played the wrong hole, had an errant drive and now he's got to get out of a bad lie."
--George Lopez, on Tiger Woods' alleged infidelity.
"Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about people."
--Rick Reilly, ESPN, formerly Sports Illustrated.
"I'll tell you what, I'm getting sick and tired of riding the bike."
Tiger Woods, rehabbing from an April 15 left knee arthroscopy.
From RBR Online.
Woody, you're not riding a bike, you're riding a vaguely bike-like exercise device. Get a real bike, you'll discover the difference. Call me sometime, I'll be glad to show you the ropes.
No surprise here:
"The time is right....I have seven more months and there is a lot of golf left to play, and I look forward to that. But it takes a lot of effort to be at the top, and there is a part of me that doesn't have that desire anymore....I proved today I am back, and I am leaving on my terms."Good for you.
I'm ashamed of myself that I missed this. I'm so out of touch with the world of sports, I didn't know my favorite golf announcer nearly bought the farm being hit by a truck:
I felt a violent blow to my back, and I went flying through the air. I landed on my left side, on my left shoulder. I took a good crack to my helmet. It could have been much worse — the truck sort of pushed me off to the right, instead of sucking me underneath. Otherwise, I'd be roadkill.This guy needs to get ahold of Dave Zabriske. The Yield to Life campaign should have a new spokesman, and they'd have a great one, as funny as Feherty is.