Air Force Chiefs Forced Out

I know, obvious pun. Money quote:

The Air Force has endured a number of embarrassing setbacks over the past year. In August, for instance, a B-52 bomber was mistakenly armed with six nuclear-tipped cruise missiles and flown across the country. The pilot and crew were unaware they had nuclear arms aboard.

The error was considered so grave that President Bush was quickly informed.

At which point he continued reading from a children's book for another 7 minutes. Oh, wait, wrong airplane story.