I know, obvious pun. Money quote:
The Air Force has endured a number of embarrassing setbacks over the past year. In August, for instance, a B-52 bomber was mistakenly armed with six nuclear-tipped cruise missiles and flown across the country. The pilot and crew were unaware they had nuclear arms aboard.At which point he continued reading from a children's book for another 7 minutes. Oh, wait, wrong airplane story.
The error was considered so grave that President Bush was quickly informed.