Oh, how I love this man...
"Bill, I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician?Roger Ebert is living proof that just because you can't speak, doesn't mean you can't communicate.
That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!"