Sunday, August 9, 2009

Facebook: The Death of the Inner Voice

[Commence rant]

I've been wanting to say this to a Facebook friend for some time, but I decided to post it here, instead.


It seems like you're live-blogging your every emotional whim on that stupid site, and it's pissing me off. Furthermore, we KNOW you're needy, whiny, narcissistic, high-maintenance, and that your mother doesn't love you enough. Do like the rest of us and GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY.

This is just like blogging, only worse...just because you CAN write anything and everything and post it out there for the whole world in a pathetic attempt at understanding, doesn't mean you SHOULD. I got news for you, and I need to be reminded of this myself sometimes...the number of people in the world who actually care about your complaints is approximately 1% of those who will tolerate it out of politeness. Quit airing your dirty laundry in public.

[End rant]


Its dangerous business walking... said...

yeah benjamin, stop facebooking about me!!

Building a Mystery said...

Well, damn. I'll stop updating about my baby's hatred of formula, my dog's BMs, and these pesky mosquito bites. Geebus, all you had to do was ask nicely for me to stop...