Friday, April 11, 2008

Top 10 Lies

My boss recently had a conversation with a client that boiled down to, "It's not our fault you incurred this bill, we're not paying it for you." T later said to me, "When they say 'It's not about the money,' it's about the money." Which got me thinking about the other top 10 whoppers I've heard in my time. Some of these are classics, others I just made up. Feel free to comment on your favorites.

1. The check is in the mail.
2. I'll respect you in the morning.
3. We come in peace.
4. It's not about the money.
5. I know what I'm doing.
6. I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job...
7. No, honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat.
8. I love your hair like that.
9. Come with us, it'll be a great time!
10. Aw, your baby is so CUTE.

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