Friday, July 17, 2009

Why I Don't Ride RAGBRAI

When people find out that I'm a) a cyclist and b) from Iowa, they invariably ask, "So, do you ride RAGBRAI?" It's as predictable as an Evangelist's second or third sentence being, "So have you accepted Jesus Christ™ as your personal lord and savior?" To which the answer (to both) is no.

Why not?

Stuff like this:

The aforementioned playah is partaking in a pre-RAGBRAI Bacchanal at an undisclosed, top-secret location. Sorry, I'm ambivalent enough about being in the same state as this guy, let alone the same line of a beer tent.

Spin easy, friends. Ride safe.

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